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Anything But the Ludovico Technique!

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Ludwig Van connoisseur and sometime ultraviolence enthusiast seeks dobby devotchka with outstanding luscious glory, a nice set of bolshy groodies and good common sense in her gulliver. So that I might viddy her neezhnies and perhaps get a touch nagoy after a moloko or two in the back room of the Korova.

Sounds right gloopy, I know — but no sarky me. Just a poor malenky malchick, left on his oddy-knocky, who craves a bit of the old lubbilubbing, that’s all.

And no need to tolchock anyone in the yarbles on this occasion, O my droogies. It’ll all be quite horrorshow.

No soomkas.

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