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Cain Is For Charlie; and Delta Is For Cain


Rootless traveler suffering from moderate-to-severe identity crisis seeks understanding partner to help me hide from professional assassins and, just maybe, find myself.

Spontaneity is definitely my strong point: I can pick up and leave on a moment’s notice — especially when I have no other choice. I appear to be a highly-trained operative of some sort, with lethal skills but very little idea of who exactly the bad guys are. Thus I can offer you whirlwind tours of several European capitals and other sites. I just may need to hide in the trunk and fire automatic weapons from time to time.

Also, is there any chance you have a few spare passports lying around? I’m down to my last dozen identities or so.





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