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Hey Lady, Ya Wanna Fuck?


Okay, look, you got my attention with that line about your body temperature. And you’ve got a great house. Your husband must be very successful.

But bumping him off is a serious step. I’m a lawyer. I don’t do this kind of thing. My clients do. Sometimes.

I mean, it would have to look like an accident, right? For you to inherit everything. Although I guess people do run into strange accidents all the time, here in Pine Haven….

God, it’s hot tonight. Are you hot? Oh, right, of course you are. How could I forget?





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