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Once You Buy a Prize...


Genial host-type with stratospheric Q rating seeks partner with unique talents and relationship to language.

My life is a turning wheel, baby. It’s brought me fame, fortune, and (briefly) my own talk show. But I can’t even begin to work my magic without a colleague who applies her own special powers as well. When you walk out from backstage, I want to hear spontaneous applause, musical fanfare — and most of all, I want to see walls of letters light up and spin around at your gentle touch.

If you solve my puzzle on the first try, I’ll buy you all the vowels you could ever need.





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