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Or Maybe a Big Kahuna Burger Instead


Seedy, out-of-shape gangster with Bible-quoting partner seeks fun-loving actress-moll for wholesome adventures.

It doesn’t matter that you’re married to my boss — I just want to show you a good time. Maybe we’ll go get a Royale with Cheese. And I’ll definitely help you win that dance-contest trophy.

Just stay the hell out of my pockets. If you croak on me, I’m a fucking grease spot.





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